Excuse me while I go die.
I just giggle-snorted. Oh my Godtiss. I didn’t even know I was capable of that.
Una Stubbs, aka: Mrs. Hudson from Sherlock in the Catherine Tate Show.
I think it’s funny that I don’t even find your stuff on my dash where it should be, I find it while creeping under #the catherine tate show.
11:09 AM
Chicago
My Amazon orders of Hamlet and Seasons 1-3 of The Catherine Tate Show have shipped.
- Watson: You won't BELIEVE what's just 'appened!
- Sherlock: What?!
- Watson: If I tell you this, you will DIE!
- Sherlock: You got'a tell me!
- Watson: You might as well call Moriarty now, 'cause you will DIE!
- Sherlock: Just tell me!
- Watson: OK, so I was at the Baskerville research facility by meself, right?
- Sherlock: What you doin' at the Baskerville research facility by yo'self?
- Watson: I asked Molly to go with me, but she said she 'ad to work.
- Sherlock: What she 'ave to work for?
- Watson: I said "what you 'ave to work for?" She said "there's a new girl. She's on'y gone and mixed up the formaldehyde and the glutaraldehyde!"
- *slient laughter*
- Watson: We. 'Ad. COLLAPSED.
- Sherlock: What are you two LIKE?
- Watson: You know what we're like!
- Sherlock: I know what you're like!
- Watson: We're LUNATICS.
- Anyway, I was at the Baskerville research facility by meself in one of the labs and all of a sudden the doors locked and the lights went out.
- Sherlock: NO.
- Watson: Yea, the doors locked and all the lights went out. So I thought 'it's on'y Mycroft, innit.'
- Sherlock: Well it'd 'ave to be wouldn't it?
- Watson: So I looked around and there was no one there. I was stood up. All by meself. In the dark. Like a NUTTER.
- Sherlock: You. Are. MENTAL.
- -silent laughter-
- Watson: So I decide to give Lestrade a ring to see if 'e could 'elp.
- Sherlock: Oh 'ere we go!
- Watson: So 'e says... 'e says... "Not my division!"
- *fit of silent laughter*
- Sherlock: What're we donna do with 'im?!
- Watson: I dunno!
- Sherlock: They ought'a lock 'im up!
- Watson: Anyway, then there was this noise like "grrrr".
- Sherlock: A noise like "grrrr"?
- Watson: A noise like "grrrr".
- Sherlock: What was it, a bear I suppose?
- Watson: Oh shut up! Bear!
- So I go and hide, right and I could 'ear the noise like "grrrr".
- Sherlock: What'd you do then?
- Watson: Well I was locked in, weren' I?
- Sherlock: Well of course you were, weren't you?
- Watson: So as I looked out, the lights came back on.
- Sherlock: So what was makin' the noise then?
- Watson: . . . I DUNNO!
This is one of my favorite lyrics of all time, from Mumford & Sons’ song, Awake My Soul. I love the premise behind it and it has become something I will apply to my life forever. Why not have an everlasting reminder? It was done by Scott at Stiehl’s Body Modification in Ithaca, NY.
I adore Mumford and Sons. This is my favorite song by them, as well. Really lovely. Plus, look at that awesome typography! Nicely done!
1:36 AM
Chicago
A wild Matt Smith appears on Paris week!
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE
IS IT?!!?!?
OIFDSHAJKLSDFHKLJASF I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS
*iz ded*
